SWAMPCLAN/DANK FOREST | MEDICINE CAT | SHREKHEART
Nov 10, 2015 17:08:49 GMT -8
Post by falconswipe on Nov 10, 2015 17:08:49 GMT -8
SHREKHEART
45 moons | ♂ | ogresexual |
Place of No Stars | Medicine Cat | Mentor/Apprentice Donkeypaw |
Green | Green | Fiona |
name explanation
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SHREK-: I can't believe he got memed on by Starclan
-HEART: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only
be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing
dragon.
Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed.
She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest
tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
{Laughing}
Like that's ever gonna happen.
SHREK-: I can't believe he got memed on by Starclan
-HEART: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only
be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing
dragon.
Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed.
She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest
tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
{Laughing}
Like that's ever gonna happen.
appearance
An enormous onion-stuffed tom cat with booger green, thick, layered fur and pale green eyes.
Truly majestic
so handsome
Beautiful
Truly majestic
so handsome
Beautiful
personality
-Think it's in there?
-All right. Let's get it!
-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.
{Laughs}
-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.
Now, ogres - - They're much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
-No!
-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Actually, it's quite good on toast.
-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
{Gasping}
-Right.
{Roaring}
{Shouting}
{Roaring}
{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.
{Gasping}
{Laughs}
{Laughing} And stay out!
-All right. Let's get it!
-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.
{Laughs}
-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.
Now, ogres - - They're much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
-No!
-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Actually, it's quite good on toast.
-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
{Gasping}
-Right.
{Roaring}
{Shouting}
{Roaring}
{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.
{Gasping}
{Laughs}
{Laughing} And stay out!
Skills
He's an ogreachiever at making kits cry.
and full grown warriors.
he is ferocious in battle and will not hesitate to rub raw onions into your eyes don't look directly towards him he will do it and he'll do it well.
and full grown warriors.
he is ferocious in battle and will not hesitate to rub raw onions into your eyes don't look directly towards him he will do it and he'll do it well.
history
SHrekheart was born an ugly little nameless kit to a family of sinners who were certain that his birth was certain damnation from an unforgiving god.
He was unloved by his family and he vowed vengeance before running away into the swamp never to be seen again. Except Swampclan cats saw him because that's where he ended up unfortunately in Swampclan. They adopted the hopeless kit and received an omen of starry warriors walking into the camp that told them to name him Shrekpaw. They're not sure what a "Shrek" is and asked why and Starclan said it would just be "memetastic" and theyre not reallyy sure of that either but the starclan cats were snickering so it must have been something good.
They put shrekpaw into warrior training and he grew into a gigantic big tom who guarded the clan from trespassers like kittypets, rogues, misplaced fairytale creatures, and the Salvation Army. He was a ruthless murderer and each time he killed one of these intruders he yowled "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY SWAMP" and it would eecho for miles for a day or two nobody is really sure because they didnt live to actually hear it all yknow its like if a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it does it make a noise well we'll say that ogre cats do because it's nice and dramatic for this plotanyway
One day Shrekpaw was patrolling the swamp when he came across an onion. No one knew what it was but it had roots so he brought it to the medicine cat and the medicine cat started to cry as he chopped it up with his claws so he ordered shrekpaw to bury it
but he didn't because he was like "nah fam i found this and its cool ima keep it" but it was a secret or else he'd get in trouble. but then a warrior got severely wounded and the medicine cat could do nothing to save them so Shrekpaw valiantly placed slices of the onion onto the open wounds of the warrior. The wounds just grew smelly and infected and the warrior died. But nobody liked that warrior so they made Shrekpaw the new medicine cat apprentice.
He was named Shrekheart two days later because he insisted that all he needed to know for this job was onions and he already knew that so the training was done. Nobody objected because they feared his power so he became Shrekheart.
As the new medicine cat of swampclan he ordered the cats to do notthing but scour the swamp for onions day and night. No hunting patrols no border patrols and no gatherings. all they had to eat was onions and to heal themselves with onions. Swampclan died slowly and agonizingly and embarrassingly.
Shrekheart suffered the same fate because he ate so many onions his layers snapped and he exploded but it wasnt cinematic or anything it was more like a case of minor internal bleeding that went on for a few days before he collapsed in the middle of forcing onions into a kit's mouth who was sick with whitecough.
He was sent to the dark forest for killing all of swampclan and that's why there's just four clans in the forest today
Oh and also he had an apprentice Donkeypaw who was just a talking donkey from the farm nearby that he had to deal with on his way to get onions
He also was mates with a rich kittypet named fiona who also had a weird recessive ogre gene and they had disgusting little ogrebabies together, like four of them.
there is no proof as to the fate of these ugly ogre kits but it's rumored that they escaped into the Pine barrens of swampclan territory and there have been hundreds of reported sightings of the devil creatures since 1909.
reblog if u cried
He was unloved by his family and he vowed vengeance before running away into the swamp never to be seen again. Except Swampclan cats saw him because that's where he ended up unfortunately in Swampclan. They adopted the hopeless kit and received an omen of starry warriors walking into the camp that told them to name him Shrekpaw. They're not sure what a "Shrek" is and asked why and Starclan said it would just be "memetastic" and theyre not reallyy sure of that either but the starclan cats were snickering so it must have been something good.
They put shrekpaw into warrior training and he grew into a gigantic big tom who guarded the clan from trespassers like kittypets, rogues, misplaced fairytale creatures, and the Salvation Army. He was a ruthless murderer and each time he killed one of these intruders he yowled "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY SWAMP" and it would eecho for miles for a day or two nobody is really sure because they didnt live to actually hear it all yknow its like if a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it does it make a noise well we'll say that ogre cats do because it's nice and dramatic for this plotanyway
One day Shrekpaw was patrolling the swamp when he came across an onion. No one knew what it was but it had roots so he brought it to the medicine cat and the medicine cat started to cry as he chopped it up with his claws so he ordered shrekpaw to bury it
but he didn't because he was like "nah fam i found this and its cool ima keep it" but it was a secret or else he'd get in trouble. but then a warrior got severely wounded and the medicine cat could do nothing to save them so Shrekpaw valiantly placed slices of the onion onto the open wounds of the warrior. The wounds just grew smelly and infected and the warrior died. But nobody liked that warrior so they made Shrekpaw the new medicine cat apprentice.
He was named Shrekheart two days later because he insisted that all he needed to know for this job was onions and he already knew that so the training was done. Nobody objected because they feared his power so he became Shrekheart.
As the new medicine cat of swampclan he ordered the cats to do notthing but scour the swamp for onions day and night. No hunting patrols no border patrols and no gatherings. all they had to eat was onions and to heal themselves with onions. Swampclan died slowly and agonizingly and embarrassingly.
Shrekheart suffered the same fate because he ate so many onions his layers snapped and he exploded but it wasnt cinematic or anything it was more like a case of minor internal bleeding that went on for a few days before he collapsed in the middle of forcing onions into a kit's mouth who was sick with whitecough.
He was sent to the dark forest for killing all of swampclan and that's why there's just four clans in the forest today
Oh and also he had an apprentice Donkeypaw who was just a talking donkey from the farm nearby that he had to deal with on his way to get onions
He also was mates with a rich kittypet named fiona who also had a weird recessive ogre gene and they had disgusting little ogrebabies together, like four of them.
there is no proof as to the fate of these ugly ogre kits but it's rumored that they escaped into the Pine barrens of swampclan territory and there have been hundreds of reported sightings of the devil creatures since 1909.
reblog if u cried
plotting
FRIENDS:-Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you... for stabbin' me in
the back!
-Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your
own feelings.
-Go away!
-There you are , doing it again just like you did to Fiona. All she
ever do was like you, maybe even love you.
-Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. I heard the two of
you talking.
-She wasn't talkin' about you. She was talkin' about, uh, somebody
else.
-She wasn't talking about me? Well, then who was she talking about?
-Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me.
Right? Right?
-Donkey!
-No!
-Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?
{Sighs}
-I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly orge. Can you
forgive me?
-Hey, that's what friends are for, right?
-Right. Friends?
-Friends.
ENEMIES: Run
RELATIONSHIPS: Dysfunctional
the back!
-Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your
own feelings.
-Go away!
-There you are , doing it again just like you did to Fiona. All she
ever do was like you, maybe even love you.
-Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. I heard the two of
you talking.
-She wasn't talkin' about you. She was talkin' about, uh, somebody
else.
-She wasn't talking about me? Well, then who was she talking about?
-Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me.
Right? Right?
-Donkey!
-No!
-Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?
{Sighs}
-I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly orge. Can you
forgive me?
-Hey, that's what friends are for, right?
-Right. Friends?
-Friends.
ENEMIES: Run
RELATIONSHIPS: Dysfunctional
other
I have never wished more for the sweet embrace of death and i don't understand why i seem to hate myself so much i did this god forsaken application twice in a row because the first time i did it i messed up man i backspaced and erased THE
WHOLE
THING
but it needed to be done god had given me a second chance but i threw it away now im going to gay baby jail for the rest of my miserable existence dont take the red pill.
WHOLE
THING
but it needed to be done god had given me a second chance but i threw it away now im going to gay baby jail for the rest of my miserable existence dont take the red pill.